Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Resident Evil: Apocalypse of the Lame

The only thing more cliche than zombie movies this day is finding out that one of your closest friends and/or relatives has been bitten by a zombie, and you now must kill him. Seriously, name a zombie movie made in which this doesn't happen. Anyway, I watched Resdient Evil: Apocalypse the other night, and, well, not even Milla Jovovich could save it. It was just lame; bad acting, stupid script, etc, etc.

Speaking of dissapointments, Panda Palace sucks. Now, you may ask me, "Jason, why the hell would you eat Panda Palace instead of eating real Chinese food?" Well, disembodied voice, it's because it's located in the same shopping center that I work in, so it's close. Anyway, the food sucked. I wish I could say that it was because it had been sitting around all day and thus was not fresh, except that I saw it come straight from the kitchen. The sweat and sour pork looked like it had been stepped on; all the pieces of pork were flat like saucers. They tasted like they were barely cooked, as was the pineapple. I can't even remember what else I had, and I'll count that as a blessing.

2 comments:

ed said...

i find it quite humorous that you opted to spell it "sweat" and sour pork... fruedian slip? or comedic device? either way, you sir are a genius!

ed
hoping for
sweat and sour
soup

thatbeernerd said...

I chalk that up as being funny on accident. But I'll take credit for it anyway.

Also, I found that the name of the place was Panda Express, not Palace. Regardless, it was still gross.