Sunday, February 25, 2007

Kids Are Funny

Overheard at my local comic book store. A conversation between a 7 year old boy and his mother.

Boy (looking at Spawn action figure): Mom, I would die to have this.

Mom: Please don't say stuff like that.

Boy: But I would die for it!

Mom: Can you think of a better way of saying what you just said?

Boy: (silence as he thinks)... I would kill myself to have this!!

Mom: NO!