Welcome back outcasts cause I know how you have felt over the years

I am so torn up right now, I don't even know where to begin. Somewhere along the line, there was a discussion about nuts being embedded in pastries, something about the (or is it a?) lizard and me feeding myself to Steph's dogs. I do not know the order nor do I know exactly what was said about each. All I know is that they were all the funniest things I have ever heard. I'll try to clear this up later.